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HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1572	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”

Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement

achievement, Biodiversity, biology, Birth, celebrate, conservation, conservation efforts, discovery, Endangered species, Environmental, Extinct, Feline, feline species, Purrfect, research, Revival, scientific breakthrough, scientists, species revival, success, triumph, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.

we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Space, SpaceMagma, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.48.149:25852

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Competition, Decline, Eso, eve online, FFXIV, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, market analysis, Minecraft, mmorpg, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, osrs, Player Base, player preferences, player retention, player-engagement, Server, Subscription Model, virtual worlds, wow

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1310
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Farms Harvested:	958

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	4879	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4173
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	534	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

ALERT, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, deployment, escalation, ground war, idf, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, mobilization, mobilizing, north, potential war, reserve, reserve brigades, SECURITY, Signaling, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!