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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2021
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	817
Crops Grown:	1997	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3842	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5621
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	7265	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!