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Buffalo BattleCraft: Where Water Fights are Serious Business

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server where water buffalos reign supreme! That’s right, you heard us correctly – WATER BUFFALOS!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride water buffalos into battle against other players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Water Buffalo King, who will grant you wishes if you can defeat him in battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Water Buffalo Block. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8969	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

achievement, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, celebration, digital communication, encrypted communication, Epic, He won, hidden identity, internet forum, message board, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 673185354, Online Community, online victory., secret message, Server, success, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2347
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	413
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	6010

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!