#horizonsmp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Towns Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	5278
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	288
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Votes:	1744
Villages Defended:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5340
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Crafty Suicide Squad Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, gun, hopelessness, Life, mental health, mental illness, Problems, resilience, seeking help, self harm, Server, squad, Struggle, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

MagicalMinecraftMadness

coming back, fad, genre, isekai, Magical Girls, MagicalMinecraftMadness, Mahou Shoujo, plays by the books, Popularity, Precure, produce, recent years, resurgence, solid show, Studios, Thoughts, Twist, twist on the genre, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

body image, Confidence, DickCraft, Edition, erect dick, erect measurement, flaccid measurement, HARD, hard dick, Intimate relationships, limp dick, male anatomy, Masculinity, penis size, physical attributes, satisfied partners, self esteem, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, small size, Soft, soft dick

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4102

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

Access, affordability, argentina, college, Crafty, CRAZE, Cut, economics, Edition, education, fees, free, funding, Government, higher education, milei, opportunity, policy, Private, Public, student debt, tuition, undergraduate, University

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8410
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!