New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

    Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6536
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

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    Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

    Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

    But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

    CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8956
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Farms Harvested: 232 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 1328
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 5

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    “Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SteelWarsCraft

    SteelWarsCraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4955
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2

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    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • S9I Anarchy

    S9I Anarchy
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4349
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Animals Bred: 77 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16

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    S9I Anarchy Server S9I Anarchy is a well-known Minecraft anarchy server that boasts complete freedom from rules and moderation. Players can do whatever they want, including cheating and griefing. The world remains permanently intact and shows impressive as well as destroyed buildings. Complex social structures and alliances often emerge on S9I Anarchy. The server offers an unpredictable and challenging gaming experience for anyone looking for total freedom and adventure.

    S9i.de:25588

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SIT-Minecraft

    SIT-Minecraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2017
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

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    A Minecraft Server for Shanghai Institute of Technology. Shanghai Institute of Technology (SIT) is a full-time public university with 70 years history. SIT is one of the top 100 demonstration University of Applied Sciences distinguished by its Perfume and Aroma Technology program in China. It owns 11 National First-class Undergraduate Program Construction Sites. Since 2018, SIT has ranked the 1st in the classification evaluation of Shanghai colleges and universities (UAS type) for 5 years in a row.

    play.sitmc.club

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.

    User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8498
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Votes: 4561
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6379 Mines Excavated: 4907
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

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    Users Playground Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP Address usersplayground.com
    Provider You Are Machines
    Description Users Playground is an SMP experience where players can explore the Dirt Palace, make friends, and create amazing things together in a vanilla Minecraft environment.

    FAQ:

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Users Playground believes in the vanilla experience, so there are no crazy plugins on the server.

    Q: Are there ranks on the server?

    A: No, there are no ranks on Users Playground.

    Q: Are there micro-transactions on the server?

    A: Users Playground does not have any micro-transactions.

    Q: Is there virtual currency on the server?

    A: No, there is no virtual currency on Users Playground. Players create their own economy through barter.

    Q: How are major updates handled on the server?

    A: Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community, ensuring that all players have a say in the direction of the server.

    Q: Who is Kiri and what is her role on the server?

    A: Kiri is an important part of the You Are Machines crew and is planning to make an appearance on Users Playground. Stay tuned to see what kind of story unfolds when she shows up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server

    Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8189
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hyper-intelligent robots who are constantly plotting to take over the virtual world! Join us if you dare and see if you can outsmart our robotic overlords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency that is preparing for an alien invasion. By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to hone your survival skills and become the ultimate defender of Earth.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server that are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen. Time for robutts to rule the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

    Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9532
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

    Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

    So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

    BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

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    Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

    Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 917
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7896 Villages Defended: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

    Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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