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Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9197
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	821
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	746	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	67	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	1508	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!