hoplite server – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AntCentaursRUs

anatomy, AntCentaursRUs, ants, biology, body parts, centaurs, creature design, creature features, fantastical beings, fantasy creatures, folklore, insect anatomy, insect limbs, limb count, mythical beings, mythical creatures, Mythology, Oddities, strange comparisons, underdiscussed topics, unexplored topics

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

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CardioCraft: Emo Support & Friendships

CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, emo, emotional health, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Family Support, friends support, FRIENDSHIPS, gender differences, Gender Roles, Gender-specific social factors, heart health, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, physical health, risk reduction, Social Connections, social factors, social support, Support, wellbeing

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be protected from all dem heart problems, cuz we got dem gender-specific social factors on lock! Plus, if you feeling down, just hop on and chat with ya homies for some emotional support, cuz that’s how we roll up in here. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies tryna kill ya. So come join us and live your best life, both physically and mentally. Ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me!

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The Crew Minecraft: Where You Can Roleplay as a Potato and Fight Modded Vanilla Zombie PVE Whitelisted Adventures in 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Adventures, Aesthetic, building together, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Create, CREW, Fight, imagination, innovation, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Modded, Other, Potato, PvE, regulations, remarkable creations, Roleplay, rules, Server, shared world, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, vibrant, Whitelisted, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Minecraft Server
Duration	2 years
Mods	Create mod and handpicked mods
Community	Active player base promoting creativity and collaboration

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord channel and apply for whitelist.
What is the main focus of the server?	Encouraging creativity, collaboration, and building remarkable creations.
Are there specific rules for building?	Yes, minor rules and regulations set by the Homeowners Association to enhance the aesthetic of the server.
Can I create my own town on the server?	Yes, players are free to establish their own towns.

BagCraft Server – #5568

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bounties, Characters, Circles, clubs, Commissions, elastic armor, Events, Friends, General Student Council, guides, Holding the Bag, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, swimsuit, task force, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!

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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

Alternative Medicine, Boring, cure, eye care, eye floaters, eye health, eye health concerns, eye health tips, FloatersMC, flu shot, Healthcare, holistic healing, holistic health, job security, Medical advice, Minecraft, natural remedies, non surgical treatment, persistent floaters, Servers, vaccine side effects, Vaxxed, vision problems, wellness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

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ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

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StinkyDelightMC

alluring fragrance, appealing fragrance, attractive scent, captivating aroma, delightful aroma, disagreeable fragrance, disagreeable smell, distinctive stench, enjoyable aroma, favorite scent, good smell, interesting scent, intriguing smell, offensive odor, pleasant odor, pleasant stench, repugnant smell, Repulsive, StinkyDelightMC, unique scent, unusual fragrance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

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AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

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FireCubeAI: 500x Faster Detection!

500x, ai, Artificial Intelligence, bushfires, cube satellites, DETECTION, disaster management, emergency response, environmental monitoring, Faster, fire detection, FireCubeAI, Imagery, innovation, on-ground processing, record time, remote sensing, Satellite technology, scientists, Space, Technology, Traditional

yo, yo, yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like detecting bushfires from space, but like, 500 times faster? well, look no further cuz we got cube satellites with onboard AI, just like in real life, but in minecraft! join us and be part of the craziest fire-fighting team in the blocky world. who needs traditional on-ground processing when you got us, amirite? come on, join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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KingsBlood Minecraft server

Communicate, Economy, explode tnt, Factions, Gaming, Gangs, Griefers, kill, KingsBlood, lava, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, PvP, rob, robbers, Server, Survival, Traps, Water

Griefers, earn money, build traps, rob, kill, explode TNT, pour water, pour lava, communicate and group into gangs to rob others, etc.!

kingsblood.exaroton.me

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