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BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	342	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	100

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4089	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5541	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3769	Magic Items Found:	8681
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	1596
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4458
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	3426	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3275	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!