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Sons of Satan’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, age of light, Burning, churches, cooperate, daughters of God, defile, devil’s Reich, femwhores, heart strings, hollowed, hollowed cunts, hopeless plight, Jews, killing niggers, life givers, niggers, rape, Realm, repopulating, sacred ordinance, Satans, Sons, Sons of Satan, spine, stake, Swine, unholy flames

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	4513	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! Experience the thrill of watching jannies suffer as Satan’s sons run wild, defiling everything in their path. Say goodbye to rationality and hello to a world where niggers and jews are fair game, and daughters of God are nothing but playthings for our amusement. Witness the devils’ reign and participate in the burning of life givers on stakes, all while creating churches from the flesh of the fallen. Embrace the madness and baptize the world in unholy flames – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Ghibli Minecraft SMP Land

animation, Anime, art, Contrast, Director, FANTASY, film, folklore, ghibli, GoPanda, Isao Takahata, japanese animation, Land, Minecraft, movies, Pom Poko, Princess Kaguya, smp, storytelling, studio ghibli, Style, traditional animation, Yesterday

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix between Pom Poko and Princess Kaguya – totally mind-blowing! Our community is so diverse, it’s like watching GoPanda and Yesterday at the same time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few shape-shifting raccoons (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, hop on this wild ride and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Old Thread Minecraft Server

Archive, Curiosity, discussion, EMBARRASSING, forget, forum, funny, internet, meme, Memory, Minecraft, Old thread, Online Community, post, puppynon, reminder, SAW, search, search history, Server, Thread, underwear

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join us and embark on quests to find the rarest underwear in all of Minecraft! From diamond-encrusted briefs to glow-in-the-dark boxers, the possibilities are endless! Who knew underwear could be so exciting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with talking socks who will guide you on your quest for the ultimate pair of undies. Will you be brave enough to face the sock puppets and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just be sure to pack some extra pairs of underwear – things are about to get crazy!

PixelatedPrincesses Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, Black, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Females, femcels, geeky, Girls, incel forums, Indian, Latinx, marginalized groups, Minecraft, nerdy, online communities, PixelatedPrincesses, Race, representation, smp, social media, Stereotypes, tik tok

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of seeing Latinx girls taking over TikTok with their non-geeky ways? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where Indian and black females reign supreme and show off their nerdy side? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the TikTok madness and embrace your inner geek! Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let’s show the world that nerdy girls rule the Minecraft universe!

come in, maybe you will become a (assistant) Minecraft server

Assistant, come in, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The owner of the “come on in, maybe you will become an assistant” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

myservernopvp.aternos.me:26135

4K Minecraft Server Fun

#youtube, 4K, CONTENT, Digital, Enhancement, Fun, High Definition, internet, Media, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Playback, Quality, resolution, Server, streaming, Technology, upload, upscaling, Video, video sharing, watch

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, we had to upscale our intro video to 4K just to contain all the awesomeness! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

/fin/ – Serafina General Minecraft SMP

#youtube, bilibili, demigod, fin, fin_art, fin_OnAir, general, Golden Hour cover, Jackal, Minecraft, Serafina, smp, twitter, vsinger, Vtuber

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where Jackal Demigod vtuber/vsinger, Serafina, reigns supreme with her epic Golden Hour cover that will make your ears melt in delight.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Serafina herself, flying around on a magical rainbow llama while serenading everyone with her angelic voice. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful Minecraft community!

Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server

Blocking, blocky, brown dildo, cyber behavior, digital boundaries, inappropriate content, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, online forums, online harassment, online interactions, online privacy, online safety, online trolling, reddit, Reddit threads, reddit whores, Server, social media, whore pics, Whores

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

>be me >be on this epic Minecraft server >join and see the most insane builds ever >someone built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig >another player made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit >join for the crazy shenanigans and hilarious chat >someone started a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself >come for the diamonds, stay for the laughs >ignore the reddit whores, this server is where the real action is at

Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP

black Americans, creativity, culture, discrimination, Disturbing, Diversity, equality, gaming industry, inclusion, inspiration, perspective, Race, racism, representation, reverence, Social Issues, Stereotypes, video games, western game developers, WhyWesternGameDevelopersWorshipMinecraftSMP, Worship

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6057	Dimension Hops:	15
Votes:	3711	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a secret society of black American game developers who have unlocked the secrets of the Minecraft universe and are now worshipped by all players. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted special powers like the ability to summon a diamond sword-wielding llama to fight by your side. So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Park Ranger Minecraft Server

city, city maintenance, civil liberties, Country, discrimination, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug policy, drug regulations, drug test, drug testing, drug use, ENJOYERS, green spaces, maintaining parks, Marijuana, Minecraft, open discrimination, park, park management, public spaces, Ranger, Server, Urban planning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1247	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being discriminated against for enjoying a little green in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we welcome all types of plant enthusiasts with open arms! Our parks are so well-maintained, you’ll feel like you’re walking through a botanical garden high on life (and maybe a little something else). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground garden where the rarest and dankest plants grow – but you didn’t hear that from us. So come on over and blaze a trail on our server, you won’t regret it!

The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

bad guys, Brown Khazarian Jews, conspiracy theories, cultural bias, discrimination, ethnicity, Good, good guys, guys, Historical revisionism, Manipulation, Minecraft, political agenda, prejudice, Promotion, Propaganda, religious conflict, religious minorities, smp, social division, Stereotypes, Ukraine shills, White Blue Eyed Christians

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4281	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!