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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1440 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8782 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.