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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, Childhood, CraftyParents, Experience, family dynamics, growing up, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Listening, Maturity, Minecraft, parents, perspective, realization, Reflection, Server, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

BUILD, Classes, combat system, Community, Discord, Galesta, History, Ip:, Items, Lore, Magic, Map, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, Nations, Professions, Semi Vanilla, Semiroleplay, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	153	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, controversy, decision, Democrat, Government, influence, Jack Posobiec, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, obama, policy, Politics, power, president, REPUBLICAN, resignation, ResignCraft, Server, us politics, washington dc, White House

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	1952
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	2767	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyDayz Minecraft Server

CraftyDayz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	953887	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

CreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, bad experience, Challenges, Character development, CreeperCatastrophe, Disappointment, Failure, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, Pain, personal growth, regret, resilience, Sadness, Self Discovery, setbacks, Struggle, tough times

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3923
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the exhilarating thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pet llama that can shoot fireballs from its eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embrace the chaos!