Honzo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	181	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7573	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!

HangryCraft

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, dessert, food cravings, food obsession, gluttony, guilty pleasure, HangryCraft, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, Irresistible, overeating, overindulgence, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, sweet tooth, temptation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	689101
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Animals Bred:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crops Grown:	2399	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6578	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	89283
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!