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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 763 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4709 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
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