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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3262 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3090 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.
if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.