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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 5537 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
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