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Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

BeepCraft Minecraft Server

ALERT, Beep, Beep Beep, beep beep alert, beep beep communication, beep beep noise, beep beep sound, BeepCraft, car horn, Communication, honk honk, Honking, Minecraft, noise, onomatopoeia, road safety, Server, sound effects, traffic, Transportation, Vehicle, Warning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep

Addicted2Blocks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most addictive one out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself picking up healthy habits left and right after being addicted to our server. One player was so addicted that they started doing push-ups every time they mined a diamond! Another player couldn’t stop playing until they drank a gallon of water every hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that one player actually started eating only carrots in real life after spending hours farming them in-game. And don’t even get us started on the player who built a real-life roller coaster after mastering redstone on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where addiction leads to healthy habits and insanity reigns supreme!

PolishHolidayCraft

2025, christmas eve, Christmas Eve 2025, Christmas in Poland, day off, holiday, long tail tags: Christmas Eve holiday in Poland, official day off in Poland, Poland, Polish holidays, PolishHolidayCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4571	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

so, like, imagine dis, right? you join dis epic minecraft server and suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to poland in 2025 on christmas eve. but get dis, christmas eve is now officially a day off in poland, so you get to spend da whole day playin minecraft without any interruptions.

you’ll be buildin snowmen with santa, fightin off evil elves tryin to steal your diamonds, and maybe even findin a secret portal to the north pole where you can trade with the reindeer for rare items.

plus, rumor has it dat if you find the hidden christmas tree dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies and milk for all eternity. so come join us on dis server for a holly jolly time you won’t forget!

Maurice & Dinah’s Minecraft Memory Lane

Contrasting Memories, Different Memories, Differing Experiences, Dinah Washington, Dinahs, Individual Perspectives, Jazz Icons, Lane, Legendary Voices, MAURICE, Maurice White, Memory, Minecraft, Music legends, Musical Interpretations, Musical Legends, musical memories, Personal Memories, Personal Perspectives, Remember September, Remembering Differently, September memories, September Reflections, Soul Singers, Unique Recollections

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5763	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6006	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky goodness. Maurice is out here building the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, while Dinah is creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a llama army invading a village, or witness a pig riding a minecart like a boss. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, like “Sheep Jousting” and “Chicken Dance Battle Royale.”

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on over and join the fun! Maurice and Dinah are waiting to show you a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, September will never be the same again on this server.

Quantum Chaos Craft

Chaos, Craft, dual nature, Equivalent, Experiment, particle behavior, particle properties, particle wave duality, physics research, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, Quantum uncertainty, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, Uncertainty Principle, wave behavior, wave properties, wave-particle duality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4899	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like a mind-bending trip through quantum uncertainty and wave-particle duality!

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing whether you’re a particle or a wave, just like in real life! Build your own crazy creations while pondering the mysteries of the universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate challenge and take on the mysterious entity?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of uncertainty and duality! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

SummitSurvival

Bases, Builds, chat moderation, Community, container locking, Discord, Exploration, griefing policy, Infrastructure, large world border, large-scale, Mature Players, multiplayer, Player Economy, Player Shops, relaxed environment, Semi Vanilla, SummitSurvival, Survival, texas, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	4729	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	summitsurvival.org
Version	1.21.1 – 1.21.4
Server Location	Texas, United States

Summit takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We offer a relaxed and free environment that allows you to play your way! Our community welcomes all ages, but older and more mature players are encouraged to join. While our server is small, our core community members keep the server active.

Summit is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and bases without being limited by overcomplicated claiming or towny systems, or even prefer to just chill and explore. While we have no forms of land claim, we thoroughly enforce our strict no griefing policy.

Features:

Large world border: 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
Player ran economy: We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Developed Infrastructure: Community maintained gravity duper and nether roof highways.
Relaxed Chat Moderation: Only hate speech is prohibited.
Active Discord: Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Container Locking: A system that locks containers to prevent theft.

Thanks for your time reading and consideration of Summit Survival!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a strict no griefing policy.
How big is the world border?	The world border is 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
What currency is used for trading?	We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server. Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Are there any land claiming systems on the server?	No, we do not have any forms of land claim.

Light’s Watch Minecraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, accessory, Anime, compartment, COSPLAY, costume, Craft, Creative, death note, diy, Fan, Fun, geek, Handmade, light yagami, lights, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Paper, Project, prop, tutorial, watch

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	7984	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to feel like Light Yagami from Death Note? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Join us and you’ll get your very own watch with a secret compartment for all your mischievous note-taking needs.

Imagine the thrill of writing down names and causing chaos just like in the anime. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about forgetting your spare piece of paper again – it’s right there in your watch!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner Kira. Just don’t go too crazy with the power, okay? Or do, we won’t judge. It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

Accountability, achievement, Consistency, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, Happiness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, new year resolutions, personal development, PixelPals, positivity, productivity, progress, realistic goals, self improvement, self-care, small goals, smp, success

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, and we ride around on flying pigs shooting fireworks out of our butts. It’s totally insane!

And the best part is, we have a goal to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a lava pit. Like, how cool is that? Plus, we’re planning on pranking the entire server by turning all the cows into disco dancing llamas. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamaDanceParty

DirtySockStorage

dirty laundry, DirtySockStorage, laundry basket, laundry chore, laundry day, laundry hacks, laundry hamper, laundry maintenance, laundry management, laundry organization, laundry pile, laundry preparation, laundry process, laundry room, laundry routine, laundry schedule, laundry sorting, laundry storage, laundry system, laundry tips

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of your dirty laundry cluttering up your Minecraft house? Join our server and experience the magic of our Laundry Room plugin! Simply toss your dirty clothes into the virtual washing machine and watch as they come out sparkling clean and neatly folded. But be warned, there have been reports of mischievous creepers sneaking in to steal socks and underwear! Join now for a chance to catch them in the act and reclaim your missing garments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laundry day quite like this before!

XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!

China, communist party, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, mainland china, One China policy, Politics, reunification, reunification with China, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping speech, Xi Jinping statement, XiCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.

also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.

oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.

Y2K Party Palace

“millennium”, 1999, 20th Century, 21st century, celebration, countdown, end of the millennium, History, Memories, milestone, new beginnings, new year’s eve, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, reflections, Significant, time passage, turn of the century, y2k, year later

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	104	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the party never stops and the blocks never stop breaking! we got creepers doing the macarena and skeletons breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox.

our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.

if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!