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Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

BeepCraft Minecraft Server

ALERT, Beep, Beep Beep, beep beep alert, beep beep communication, beep beep noise, beep beep sound, BeepCraft, car horn, Communication, honk honk, Honking, Minecraft, noise, onomatopoeia, road safety, Server, sound effects, traffic, Transportation, Vehicle, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep

Convicted.GG

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!

Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!

We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!

convicted.gg

Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Aryan Sky God, caesars, Christianity, Crafty, Cult, Diespater, Divine Julius, Flamen Dialis, High Priest, I-Zeus, Iesus, Iupiter-Zeus, Jews, Julius Caesar, Minecraft, origins of Christianity., proto-Bolshavism, Religion, Server, son of Jupiter

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	607490	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5358	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Magic Items Found:	6991	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Skyfall.guppynodes.com

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Votes:	1554	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

play.novamc.c-host.xyz

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

coe.cubeclub.com.tw

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!