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Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	525722

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

BeepCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	6081
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Zombie Dances:	9
Mines Excavated:	1062	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6625
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	8467	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	2167
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3009
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6671	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	207	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2604
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!