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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2546 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 112 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2818 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.
our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
