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BlockyBros

Bigotry, BlockyBros, derogatory remarks, discrimination, disrespectful language, equality, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful language, injustice, intolerance, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Social Issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

acceptance, Beliefs, Commitment, controversy, Creeperville, Dedication, devotion, emotional, Exes, FAITH, forgiveness, free, love, loyalty, loyalty over everything, Personal, perspective, relationship, roam, Skeletons, strength, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, zombies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6096
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

action RPG, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Character customization, cooperative play, CraftyCreeperz, cursed, Dark Atmosphere, dark fantasy, dark souls 2, difficult enemies, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, immersive world, intense combat, intricate level design, intricate lore, role-playing game, SLAYERS, Soul, Undead, video game

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	8679
New Chunks Explored:	398445	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

controversy, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current affairs, DankCraft, debate, EXPLAIN, extremism, Global Issues, Islam, online forums, Peace, peaceful coexistence, POL, Politics, public opinion, Religion, religion of peace, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious tolerance, Server, social media, Terrorism, world events

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

abema.tv, BA tourney, BLOCK, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, forum, Fun, Japan, Join, lols, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, ONLINE, Parties, pixelated, Players, registration, riichi, rules, Schedule, Server, sheet, strategy, Today, Tournament

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

Aesthetic, Analysis, anger, ANNOYING, building, bullshit, Coz, creations, criticism, critique, discussion, Frustration, image, Interpretation, judgement, LOLWUT, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, perspective, PixelatedCrapLands, pogchamp, Questionable, rant, reaction, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

Amused, apparatus, complexity, Confused, confusion, Contraptions, devices, Enigma, Equipment, Fcking, FUNCTIONALITY, Functioning, Instruments, Machinery, Mechanics, Mechanism, Minecraft, Operation, perplexity, process, Redstone, RedstoneMaster, Server, Technology, Understanding, wiz, WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	3769	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8263
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)