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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2955 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5947 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 9163 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.