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CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Villages Defended:	16
Crops Grown:	6305	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	640
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

BLOCK, challenge, concern, Difficulty, Issue, issue with particular, particular, particular challenge, particular concern, particular difficulty, particular issue, particular problem, particular query, particular question, particular trouble, ParticularCraft, player, Problem, query, question.., Specific, Trouble

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	401	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	594
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	753953
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Al Nahyan, biden, bin Salman, Canada, corrupt, crackers, Crafty, dab, Emiratis, HATED, Haters, Leaders, Macron, Resist, Respect, Saudi Arabia, Scum, steve, Sunak, trudeau, urge, Western leaders, Whites

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	7865	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5321
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

#funimation, Anime, Crafty, dbz, Deal, distributors, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Levels, marathons, Meet, Minecraft, original programming, pixels, power, Ratings, Saban, sailor moon, Saiyans, seagull, Server, success, syndicated programs, syndication, television, timeslots, toonami

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	6787
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	4566	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!