mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

Appointment, appointment line, appointment scheduling, Canada, Canadian healthcare, Courtesy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare system, lab test, lab work, LabTestLineCutters, line cutting, line etiquette, medical appointment, patient priority, patient rights, priority, Scheduling, wait time, walk in

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, imposter syndrome, incompetent, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

BlockyControversy2030

acceptance, BlockyControversy2030, challenging beliefs, CHANGE, controversial, cultural shifts, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Ethics, Evolution, evolving beliefs, Future, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, perspective, progress, social justice, societal norms, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Wolf Smell Incognito

1980s music, 80s pop, british band, catchy chorus, classic hit, Duran Duran, enigmatic lyrics, Hungry like the wolf, iconic song, incognito, Lyrics, music history, Mystery, new wave, Nostalgia, pop culture, scent, Simon Le Bon, smell, synth-pop, Wolf

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

Foodie Gut Map Craft

Craft, dietary habits, dietary recommendations, digestion, digestive system, evidence based, food molecules, foodie, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health needs, individualized, Map, Microbiome, microbiota, molecular interactions, nutritional science, personalized diet, personalized nutrition, researchers, scientific advancement

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

Ayz-World Minecraft server

Ayz-World, disabled end, Java 1.21, minecraft server, Seasons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9852	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

The server is on version JAVA 1.21

Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

ayz-world.ru

Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

1.21, Adventure, artillery, Caribbean map, Conflict, Earth Map, economic powerhouse, Geopolitics, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Join, Militaries, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Server, Shipbuilding, smp, Specific, Towns and nations, Trading, Unique combat, Version, Wars, Warships, Weirdly, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical Towny server
Setting	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features:

Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

Links:

IP	play.corsairemc.com
Website	corsairemc.com
Discord	discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
Can I form my own nation?	Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
What makes the combat unique?	Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

Ally, America, anti-semitism, belief system, Conflict, Conspiracy, extremism, foreign relations, influence, iran, Israel, Jewish actor, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Muslim, palestine, Politics, Problems, Propaganda, Server, vey

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckling, comedic, dude, Entertainment, funny, Giggling, Happiness, hehehehehe, Hell, HELL YEA, humor, internet culture, joking, joy, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, smp, uproarious, viral, yea

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

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