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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6046 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
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