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The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4639
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6521

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!