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  • Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

    Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8412
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • melio

    melio
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8561
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magic Items Found: 5332
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8579 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15

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    Melios Minecraft Server

    Server Type Whitelisted, survival
    Version Java 1.21.1
    Plugins Minimal
    Focus Playing together as a community
    Region West US

    Highlights:

    • NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
    • Events and minigames every month
    • Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
    • Simple rules and trust system

    Overview:

    Join our chill community-focused server with a custom world generation and regular events. Play together, build together, and explore together!

    Interested?

    Apply through our Discord for whitelist access. Applications are reviewed within the same day.

    Visit our website and handbook at meliosmp.com

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Apply through our Discord for whitelist access.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We operate on a trust system with minimal rules. Use common sense and respect others.
    Can I participate in events and minigames? Yes, we host events monthly for all players to enjoy.
    Is there any specific playstyle encouraged on the server? All playstyles are welcome, whether you’re a builder, explorer, or technical player.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine!

    LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Mines Excavated: 3508 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Dimension Hops: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 5

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    OMG guys, like forget about the lockdown, come join our EPIC Minecraft SMP instead! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and Netherite blocks, like you won’t believe it! And our admin is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us, it’s totally insane!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like how crazy is that?!

    So yeah, forget about the boring lockdown and come join our wacky Minecraft SMP for the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFriendsCraft

    NoFriendsCraft
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 1827
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being a loner in school with no friends to hang out with during free class? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through awkwardly sitting alone again. Our server is filled with friendly players who are always down to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and maybe even start a virtual dance party in the town square. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of blocky buddies to chill with? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom in free class forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

    KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9607
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, u know how Ukraine and Russia are always like, fighting and stuff? Well, on this server, we’re taking it to a whole new level! Join us as we reenact the epic battle of Kursk region, but with a twist – we’re using Minecraft!

    Choose your side, either Ukraine or Russia, and fight for control of the Kursk region. Build epic fortresses, gather resources, and launch surprise attacks on your enemies. Will you be able to conquer the region and emerge victorious? Or will you be defeated and forced to retreat in shame?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve also added special weapons and vehicles to the game, like tanks and fighter jets. So get ready to unleash chaos and destruction like never before!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience the thrill of war in a whole new way! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Plantation CarbonCraft

    Plantation CarbonCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7129
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna save the planet while playing Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic server is so lit that it can actually slow down global warming just by playing on it.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you realize that you’re also saving the environment. How cool is that? Plus, our server has the most epic alpine regions that will blow your mind.

    Join now and become a climate change hero while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who knew that playing video games could save the world? Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GRIEFLM Minecraft server

    GRIEFLM Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9226
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3569
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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    The owner of the server “GRIEFLM” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    GriefLM.aternos.me:30284

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Last Joust of Chivalry

    The Last Joust of Chivalry
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2716
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

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    Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

    “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

    TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

    Additional Modes
    CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
    PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

    More information of the additional planned features will be included

    Join our community today

    https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the focus of the server? The focus of the Last Joust of Chivalry server is factions combat and expansion.
    Are there any additional modes on the server? Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots and PvPZone on the server.
    How can I join the community? You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

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  • Misogyny Central 1.20.3

    Misogyny Central 1.20.3
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! Forget about women, they’re not even human! Our server is a safe haven away from those money-stealing, cock-sucking creatures. Scientific research proves it – women just can’t appreciate the finer things like cameras and computers. Don’t let those Women’s Libbers fool you, women are mindless creatures who are happiest when serving Mammon and king cock. Men, unite on our server and escape the vengeful sluts who bring early deaths. Let’s build a world where men can thrive without the detestable influence of women. Join now and let’s create a manly paradise together!

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  • InheriNoHubby4U

    InheriNoHubby4U
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5229
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 702106 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in a blocky world of chaos and fun! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of deciding who gets the trust money in a virtual setting.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own furnace and appliances while navigating through sibling rivalry and financial woes. Will you choose to honor your dad’s wishes in his trust, or will you give the money to your sister’s not-so-nice husband? The choice is yours!

    But beware, your siblings may call you selfish and get upset with you just like in real life. Will you stand your ground and keep the inheritance for yourself, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions in Minecraft like never before. Who knew virtual inheritance disputes could be so entertaining? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of loyalty and greed in our server.

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