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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

UnsolvedCraft: No Explanation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where the unsolved mystery of why creepers explode when you get too close has baffled scientists for years! Some say it’s because they ate too many spicy tacos, while others believe they’re just really bad at holding in their gas. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while dodging exploding green monsters left and right! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few explosions of your own!

IneffiCraft: Where Efficiency Goes to Die

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2284
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

LOL come join dis MINECRAFT server where we do EVERYTHING in da most INEFFICIENT way possible!

we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.

Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!

PokeBlocks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4327	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	584137
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to Pokeblocks, the PixelmonFR server! Dive into the Pokémon universe on Pokeblocks, a modded French Minecraft server that invites you to experience an immersive and captivating adventure.

Catch over 900 Pokémon in the wild or by battling other players. Train your Pokémon and evolve them to become the most powerful. Face your friends in thrilling battles and become the ultimate champion. Explore a vast and beautiful world filled with secrets to discover. Participate in events and quests to obtain unique rewards. And much more ! The Pokeblocks team is working hard to add new features and continuously improve the gaming experience. Join us now and be part of the adventure!

Please note that the server is still under development, and some features may not yet be functional.

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New Yawn SMP – where the most exciting thing is watching paint dry

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to New Dawn!
A whitelisted survival Minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!
Join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at the provided link. From there, you can request to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no stealing from bases, and respecting other players. Be sure to read the full rules on the Discord server.

Q: Is this server completely vanilla?

A: The server sticks to vanilla as much as possible, but there are some added features like the shop system with diamonds to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist process on the Discord server.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can report any issues or ask for help in the Discord server. The moderators and admins are there to assist you with any problems you may encounter.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	5209
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have same-sex kiss/CPR scenes happening left and right! Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our world of love and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden chest at spawn, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can reenact your favorite anime scenes in pixelated glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the romance begin!

DiamondDick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9151	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	5522
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on RICHARD SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join RICHARD SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! And that’s just a typical Tuesday on RICHARD SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you find it and bust a move with the explosive guests?

Join us on RICHARD SMP for endless laughs, epic pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness on RICHARD SMP!

Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥

EuroWTFmoments

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and experience the craziest WTF moments that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face. From villagers doing the Macarena to pigs flying on jetpacks, you never know what absurdity awaits you around every corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to throw tea parties with the players. And rumor has it that if you can beat him in a dance-off, he’ll give you a diamond-encrusted crown fit for a Minecraft king.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Europe when you have our server to provide all the WTF moments you could ever dream of?

PotionCrafters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, dude.

we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PVPMASTER PVP SERVER – THE BEST PVP SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

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