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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, general, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Serenade Promenade, Server, Set Fury, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, Total Assault, Tsukuyo

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adult, adult audio, asmr, Corpo, Discord, Dorky Yandere, Ever-Demanding Mistress, fansly, Fertility Goddess, general, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Holodex, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Joi, lewd audios, Minecraft, Patreon, polar bear, relationships, smp, STREAMS, transparent head cutouts, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

avoid running, Blame, don’t want to see you run, Fault, fault of foids, foids, Minecraft, never again, never run, RESPONSIBILITY, running behavior, Server, stay put, stop running, unacceptable behavior, Women, women’s actions, women’s behavior, women’s choices, women’s decisions, women’s responsibility

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchantments Applied:	206	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	374	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Dragon Eggs Found:	2941	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	7577

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, knot, Minecraft, Slip, Slipknot Bros Not Like This Metal Music Rock Heavy Metal Band Nu Metal Alternative Metal Iowa Corey Taylor Joey Jordison Jim Root Shawn Crahan Sid Wilson Mick Thomson Craig Jones Paul Gray Chris Fehn, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	679292
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Potions Brewed:	116
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

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185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	186
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals