Players: |
106/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.