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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7329 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.
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