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HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	9241
Animals Bred:	116	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

We have a player who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, only to realize halfway through that they forgot to bring snacks. Another player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to tame a creeper as a pet – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the crawling men roam free! But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in the shape of unicorns.

But the real reason to join our server? The crawling men, of course! Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking the secret of the enchanted toilet that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the mystery of the crawling men! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers. They’re known to break out into the Macarena at any moment.

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	36795
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Pandemic Pals: Minecraft Server of Conspiracy Theories

America, China, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, coronavirus, Crafty, CURSE, Disinformation, fake news, global crisis, god Saturn, magic spells, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, PALS, pandemic, political agenda, Propaganda, public health, Sacrifices, Server, sorcery, theories, virus origin, witchcraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the madness of the real world, like China’s crazy conspiracy theories! Join us and survive against the evil sorcery of the coronavirus created by Chinese witches.

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the dark magic spells cast by our evil enemies. Gather resources and team up with other players to defeat the cursed creatures summoned by the god Saturn himself.

But beware, the Chinese witches are always watching, ready to strike with their mystical powers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this magical realm and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those sorcerers who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Booty – Creeper Love Shack

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7510
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the limit.

Join us for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle, fight off zombie llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to boogie. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare loot and hidden portals to alternate dimensions. Who knows what wonders await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pwnage Palace

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! This server is a freaking disaster in the best way possible. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with creepers and zombies instead of train cars.

It’s amazing how bad it’s become over the past year since release. Every update we do is like taking one step forward and two steps back. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Our server is known for its outright downgrades and new bugs that pop up every time we try to improve something. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s glitches.

But don’t worry, we’ve made some good changes too. We’ve nerfed the vector because let’s face it, that thing was way too OP. We’ve also put a stop to claymore spam because nobody likes getting blown up every two seconds.

And let’s not forget about the server browser we added. Now you can easily find your way to our server and join in on the madness.

Oh, and we’ve also made it so you can heal at base. Because who has time to run around looking for health packs when there are mobs to slay and buildings to blow up?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the glorious disaster for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

CraftyCrazies: The Neurotic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!

OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	662831	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mines Excavated:	2757	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	336

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!