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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 936 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3084 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
