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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4241 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5293 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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