hold back laughter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eg Lifesteal Smp

#exciting, Battles, Combat, dynamic, Economy, eg, Experience, health, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Unique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

The EG Lifesteal SMP Server in Minecraft is a unique multiplayer survival experience that sets itself apart with its exciting lifesteal mechanics. On this server, players engage in thrilling PvP (player versus player) battles where defeating an opponent allows you to steal their health, effectively increasing your own. This lifesteal dynamic adds a strategic layer to combat, making every encounter more intense and rewarding.

Eg.mcserver.io:25577

Mining for Trouble in this Small, Modded Survival Mess

allow, Builders, capabilities, Community, Discord, Fun, goals, Join, Mess, miners, Mining, mod making, Modded, Mods, Play, pvpers, Reach, resource pack, rules, Server, Small, Survival, Testing, Trouble, update, Worldedit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Mining Pack Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Mining Pack, a small modded Minecraft server that caters to miners, builders, pvpers, and others to reach their goals. It is modded with 2 mods, Mining Pack, and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Server Capacity	5 PEOPLE ONLY CAN JOIN
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We allow most people to join, unless there are specific restrictions in place.
What mods are included in the server?	The server is modded with Mining Pack and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there may be a lot of PvPing happening on the server.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, comparison, desire, envy, Frustration, hair, hair envy, hair envy jokes, hair envy memes, hair envy quotes, hair envy struggles, hair goals, hair inspiration, hair problems, hair struggles, HairCraft, Jealousy, Long hair, Minecraft, Server, short hair, Wishful thinking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1720	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

RodentPigTest Minecraft Server

animal testing, Cyanide, Gas Chamber, HCN, heating element, History, hoax, Holocaust, Jew programming, lie, Minecraft, Myth, narrative, Pigs, proof, Propaganda, RodentPigTest, rodents, Server, society, Trauma, urban legend, ventilation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server, where we test out crazy theories like whether cyanide evaporates at a certain temperature or if gas chambers are just a big fat lie.

Join us as we soak gypsum pellets in HCN (cyanide) and watch as they refuse to evaporate until they reach 78 degrees. It’s a real nail-biter, folks. And don’t even get us started on the alleged homicidal gas chambers – we’ll prove once and for all that it’s all a bunch of baloney.

Our server is the place to be if you want to see some real science in action. We’ll even test it out on rodents or pigs just to really drive the point home. Plus, our community is full of people who aren’t afraid to question the status quo and think for themselves. So come on down and join us in debunking urban legends and setting the record straight. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

PixelHub Minecraft Server

advice, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotional, Explanation, feelings, Frustration, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, overbearing, PixelHub, Questioning, resolution, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, Upset, validation, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of constantly being asked if you’re okay in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever ask you if you’re okay, because let’s be real, we’re all just blocks here.

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of being constantly questioned about your feelings. You can build to your heart’s content without anyone bothering you with unnecessary questions.

And if you ever feel like venting, our chat is always open for you to express yourself without fear of judgment. So join us and escape the constant interrogation of real life, because in our Minecraft world, the only question you’ll ever hear is “do you need more diamonds?”

ConsoleConundrum

balance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, ConsoleConundrum, gaming addiction, Girlfriend, healthy habits, hiding belongings, intervention, personal space, personal time, PS5, quality time, relationship, roommates, self-care, Support, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	8722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5188
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of your boyfriend being more committed to his PS5 than to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the clutches of video game addiction!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where building blocky structures is more satisfying than leveling up in a game. Say goodbye to begging your boyfriend to spend time with you, because on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting epic creations to even notice his absence.

And if you ever feel the urge to hide his precious console, just channel that energy into mining for diamonds instead! Who needs a PS5 when you have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

So come on over to our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your base. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your gamer boyfriend!

MineTuneAddict

can’t get enough of this song, can’t get this song out of my head, can’t stop playing this song, catchy tune, constant replay, current earworm, current favorite track, favorite song, MineTuneAddict, music obsession, music on repeat, musical addiction, musical obsession., on repeat, popular song choice, repeat song, song of the moment, song on loop, song stuck in my head, song stuck in my mind, top song choice

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam session! We have a DJ villager spinning the hottest tracks while you build your epic creations. Plus, our creeper fireworks show is to die for (literally)! Join us and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most lit Minecraft server around!

Tax Me More, Gov!

economic justice, economic reform, financial equality, fiscal policy, Gov, government regulation, governments, higher taxes, income inequality, lobbying, millionaire activists, Millionaires, political activism, progressive taxation, social justice, social responsibility, Tax, tax advocacy, taxed more, wealth redistribution, wealth redistribution movement, wealthy individuals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our minecraft server where the millionaires are so rich they want to be taxed more just for fun! we have diamond blocks falling from the sky and gold ingots growing on trees. you can ride a pig with a top hat and monocle while sipping on a potion of wealth. our villagers wear suits made of emeralds and trade in stacks of enchanted books. the ender dragon is actually just a giant piggy bank full of riches waiting to be cracked open. if you want to live like a tax-happy millionaire, this server is the place to be!

UnbalancedLoveCraft

one sided love, one sided relationships, one-sided devotion, unappreciated, unbalanced affections, unbalanced attachments, unbalanced bonds, unbalanced connections, unbalanced dynamics, unbalanced emotions, unbalanced relationships, unbalanced significance, UnbalancedLoveCraft, unequal importance, unequal love, unequal relationships, unimportant, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited affection

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1976
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like finding out ur bff is actually a potato in disguise. It’s like when u think u mean the world to someone but they actually think u r just a moldy sock. But on dis server, u will be treated like a diamond in a pile of dirt. Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions like when u find out ur cat is actually a secret agent plotting world domination. It’s gonna be wild, just like finding out ur bestie is actually a llama in a human suit. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Project X

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4267	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Hello! We are ProyectoX, a network that recently opened its doors with the Survival mode in BETA phase. We seek to create a great community by offering a safe and fun space for its users with active Administrators, weekly updates and a world ready for you to explore.

proyectox.holy.gg