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Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	145	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	742
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Buildings Constructed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Evil Twin Fights:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	6875
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	664	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!