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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

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come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

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On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Magic Items Found:	3632	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2984
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Towns Built:	2

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6861
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	515700