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Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Afk, ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Caution, Community, concern, Craft, emergency, found, Help, Hideaway, hoholina, Hoholinas, look out, Lost, missing, missing person, Pets, Precaution, Protection, Report, Safety, safety first, search, watchful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3497	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

The lock

Adventure, Bedwars, compete, crops, Custom Features, custom fishing, Economy, Enchantments, Endless fun, Explore, Kingdoms, Lukki Wars, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Nameplates, PvE, PvP, Seasons, Server, Survival, Thrive

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8681
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Lukki, where survival meets adventure! Experience realistic seasons, custom fishing, crops, enchantments, and nameplates. Level up with MCMMO, battle leveled mobs in a non-PvP world, or join epic Lukki Wars with up to 16 players! Kingdoms vs Kingdoms and mini-games are coming soon. Explore, compete, and thrive in a world full of custom features and endless fun!

mc.lukki.fun:27500

Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877127
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magic Items Found:	8527	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4258	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	9996	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	7036	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	866	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	731	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159