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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1676 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 2479 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
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