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NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	153
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Towns Built:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	1572
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!