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Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	5412
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

LazyZoomersMC Server

“Youth, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, empowerment, equality, generation z, Lazy, LazyZoomersMC, niggers, productivity, racial slurs, Server, social responsibility, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, work ethic, zoomers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the economy is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will do anything to make a profit.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for chocolate bars and unicorn horns! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new set of resources to collect and trade with other players. And don’t even get us started on the crazy quests our villagers will send you on – from rescuing a group of llamas from a band of evil skeletons to baking a giant cake for the annual village festival, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the server – just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always looking for a way to make a profit!

NoWC Depression Minecraft Server

coping, counseling, depression, Disappointment, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, NoWC, post-WC depression, Recovery, resilience, Sadness, self help, self-care, Server, Soccer, sports, Support, Therapy, World Cup

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Votes:	7356	Star Shards Collected:	62
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	776
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4182
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you feeling post-WC depression even though there wasn’t even a WC to begin with? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure all your woes! Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will make you forget all about that non-existent WC. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to post-WC depression forever!

MomVsDadMCServer

Blackmail, Censorship, Cultural differences, cultural restrictions, Deception, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family secrets, freedom of expression, Generational conflict, living with dad, Manipulation, MomVsDadMCServer, moral dilemma, parenting, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, religious freedom, teenage rebellion

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2093
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of book censorship like our player did! Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, no matter where they come from. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with books from all around the world – even the “depraved” and “infidel” ones!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where you can uncover the truth about our server admins secretly eating haram food and cheating during Ramadan. Will you choose to expose them and earn their wrath, or keep quiet and live in harmony? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the drama, intrigue, and bookish delights that await you on our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite

attention seeking, center of attention, charismatic personality, Communication, Decision making, emotional hurt, emotional impact, family dynamics, Guilt, introverted vs extroverted, Jealousy, Popularity, relationships, self reflection, self-centeredness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite, social dynamics, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of always being overshadowed by your charismatic sibling? Do you want a day where you can finally be the star of the show without them stealing your thunder? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be the center of attention and bask in all the glory!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about your sister stealing the spotlight. Invite only the guests you want and enjoy a drama-free celebration. No more tears, no more guilt, just pure wedding bliss.

So come on over to our server and let us help you make your special day truly unforgettable. Who needs a popular sister when you have a whole community of supportive players cheering you on? Join now and say goodbye to sibling rivalry once and for all!

F16s4MiGs2Ukraine

air superiority, aircraft donation, Aviation, combat aircraft, Defense, defense procurement, eastern europe, f-16, F16s4MiGs2Ukraine, fighter jets, MIG 29, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military upgrade, Modernization, nato, Slovak Air Force, Slovak-Ukrainian relations, Slovakia, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	6185	Towns Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16 fighter jets flying around instead of boring old pigs and chickens. why settle for regular old blocky animals when you can have supersonic jets zooming past your house?

we also have a special quest where you have to fly an F-16 to slovakia to pick up some replacement jets for ukraine. but watch out for the creeper air force trying to shoot you down!

join now for the most intense and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life! fly high, my friends!

MagicBookSwapCraft

Alternate Universe, books, enchanted realms, fantastical literature, fantasy books, fantasy worlds, genre swapping, Genres, high fantasy, Magic, magical elements, magical genres, magical realism, MagicBookSwapCraft, mystical powers, parallel worlds, Sci Fi, science fiction books, speculative fiction, speculative genres, Supernatural

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

join this crazy server where pigs fly and cows dance the cha cha slide. we got wizards casting spells and dragons playing poker.

come build a house made of cheese or a castle made of jellybeans. our admins are unicorns who grant wishes and our mods are fairies who sprinkle glitter on griefers.

explore dungeons filled with talking skeletons and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows.

join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

Aires Network

Competitive Factions Skyblock Prison Kit PVP Multiplayer Gaming Community Server Online Survival Creative RPG MMORPG Sandbox Adventure Minecraft Gamemodes Economy PvP, Factions, FTB, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	296	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Aires Network is a brand new Factions-Centric Server starting the inaugural season of our Competitive Factions on Saturday, July 6th. Our goal is to bring together new and old players to enjoy a multitude of gamemodes, including Skyblock, Prison, Kit PVP, and more. Aires Network was created with the desire to satisfy the parts of the community who have been uninterested in other servers, and we put a large emphasis on listening to our community because of that. We hope you enjoy what we have to offer, and we will continue to work hard to create a solid server for everyone to enjoy.

play.mc-aires.com

ExpAnarchy🎃 Minecraft server

Auction, miners, new dungeons, new enchantment, new end, Shop

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

ExpAnarchy is experimental anarchy! Every wipe, something new!Unusual generation, new bosses and much more!Here we have:

?Auction

?Shop

?New End

?New dungeons

?Miners

?New enchantment

65.108.21.212:25672

Astral SMP: Where even the cows are out of this world! Join the chaos 🌌

armor, Astral, battlepass, Chaos, Community, Cows, Custom Items, Fun, Gaming, grow, Join, Minecraft, Mods, new, Play, RECORD, released, Server, Showcase, smp, Systems, try, Video, weeks, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Astral SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Astral SMP
Server Type	Modded SMP
Features	BattlePass, Custom items and armor
Server Showcase	Watch here
Server IP	play.astral-smp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Astral SMP server?

You can join by using the server IP: play.astral-smp.com

2. What are the main features of the server?

The main features include BattlePass, Custom items, and armor.

3. Is there a specific set of rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a safe environment for all players. You can find the rules in the server showcase video.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join and play on the Astral SMP server.

BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

baubau, baubau sings, BauBauCraft, debut, fuwamoco, fuwawa, general, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous thread, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, twitter space, Ultimate, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and flying llamas!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive content like karaoke nights with the zombies, Twitter Spaces with the skeletons, and a YouTube channel featuring our very own Mococo and Fuwawa singing their hearts out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!