Hoeflation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

budgeting, consumer spending, cost of living, creeper, economic analysis, economic crisis, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, Financial Planning, global economy, government intervention., Hoeflation, income disparity, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, price increases, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a server where you can Purge your crafting skills? PurgeCraft is the place to be! No bats allowed.

alliances, Allowed, Anarchy, BATS, betray, Biome, border, Cinematic, Crafting, Environment, Griefing, infiltrate, lone wolf, Minecraft, PBR, Place, Purge, PurgeCraft, PvE, PvP, RTX, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shader, Skills, smp, team mates

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	6778
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to PurgeCraft!

A strictly no-griefing server! Well… most of the time. Every 20 in-game days the server is plunged into anarchy for 1 day. All griefing is permitted from killing to pillaging to arson. One more thing: If you die during those long-short 20 minutes, you’re banned forever!

Will you form alliances or be a lone wolf, infiltrate and betray or stick with your team mates? Whatever you choose, watch behind your back and sleep with an eye open, because the Purge is upon us…

The server is bounded by a 4096×4096 border to ensure that players can never stray too far from each other, maintaining a constant and looming threat. Not to worry though! The seed is specially chosen to contain every biome and structure within those limits, ensuring you will never run out of the natural Minecraft beauty to explore!

IP: 147.185.221.16

Port: 27450

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition 1.21.1

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is only allowed during the designated Purge day every 20 in-game days.
What happens if I die during the Purge day?	If you die during the Purge day, you will be banned forever from the server.
Is there a border on the server?	Yes, the server is bounded by a 4096×4096 border to keep players close together.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Minecraft Bedrock Edition 1.21.1.

CultivateCraft Minecraft Server

Cultivate, cultivate abundance, cultivate awareness, cultivate creativity, cultivate gratitude, cultivate growth, cultivate happiness, cultivate mindfulness, cultivate passion, cultivate positivity, cultivate purpose, cultivate relationships, cultivate resilience, cultivate self-care, cultivate self-love, cultivate skills, cultivate success, cultivate well-being, CultivateCraft, gardening, Minecraft, Plants, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server, “Cultivate,” will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or teaming up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes or a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like wool weaving and sheep shearing to win fabulous prizes like a pet rainbow sheep or a golden fleece cape.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “Cultivate” and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

#Project2025, career civil servants, Experience, Federal employees, federal government, fresh graduates, hysterics, iowa, Joe Blow, MAGA, Minecraft, political ideology, political influence, political survey, political views, Portal, Right Wing ideology, salt, salt mining, saltiness, SaltyCraft, Server, zoomers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

NoRoom4Airbnb

Airbnb, bathroom, comfort, common sense, common space, decorations, family, Friends, Girls, guest, income, INCONVENIENCE, kitchen, lease holder, Legal, NoRoom4Airbnb, potential source of income, privacy, roommate, strangers, veto

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Animals Bred:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?

Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.

GlobalText Minecraft Server

connectivity, digital age, digital communication, global communication, Global community, global impact, global network, global reach, GlobalText, instant communication, instant connection, mass messaging, Messaging, messaging app, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phones, real-time communication, Server, Technology, text message, universal outreach, worldwide

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	4702	Magic Items Found:	6779
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll instantly become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a castle made entirely of cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFunTime

awkward, BlockPartyFunTime, controversial, cringe-worthy, crude, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, impolite, improper, inappropriate, Indecent, offensive, RISQUE, scandalous, shameful, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE, unseemly, unsuitable

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4814
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	164	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear

aggression, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, casualties in war, Conflict, disappear, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Meat Grinder, Military, Report, russia, russian military, Russias, soldiers, Tactics, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!

MiceCraftOmega3

Animal Behavior, animal testing, anxiety, behavioral changes, depression, Experimental Study, mental health, Mental well-being, Mice, MiceCraftOmega3, molecular changes, mood disorders, neuroscience, omega-3 fatty acids, psychological effects, research, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, study, young mice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, have you ever been a young mouse subjected to stress? well, fear not, cuz this minecraft server is here to save the day! we got omega-3 fatty acids for days, yo! join us and say goodbye to depression and anxiety, just like those lucky mice did. plus, we got behavioral and molecular changes galore, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the omega-3 magic begin!

Stalucia

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, socializing, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Roleplay is more expanded and you will enjoy it more so what are you waiting for come to Sta Lucia Roleplay

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ExoriaMC

Adventure, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, ExoriaMC, Gaming, join now, LifeSteal, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, Progression, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

ExoriaMC

Lifesteal and SMP

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