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Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

budgeting, consumer spending, cost of living, creeper, economic analysis, economic crisis, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, Financial Planning, global economy, government intervention., Hoeflation, income disparity, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, price increases, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	145533	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1221	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3078
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk

LastOfUsSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

108.166.163.133