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Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

UKCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3487	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1694
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Items Found:	2924
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8854
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

crypticcraft.eu

SVmineFB

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9764	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8994	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

s122.csrv.pl:35186

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2109
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

play.supermine.se

Legacy Craft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6494
Players Killed by Monsters:	5114	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

minecraftfinite.net

The Citadel

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

The Citadel

mc.thecitadel.us

KillarCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

69.175.45.154

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

mc.taylorcraft.net