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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 126 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!