Hoe Scarers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

conditioned goons, weeby eternal virgins, desuarchive, self-made faggots, hoe scarers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

CREEPERS, Pussyfree General, Losers, desuarchive, censored

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

hand-fucker, weeby, hgoon, CREEPERS, pussyfree losers

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure

set, lego building set, lego world, lego set, lego mario

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can ride Yoshi through the Mushroom Kingdom and stomp on Goombas just like in the new gimmicky Lego Mario set!

But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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CreeperSisterDrama

emotional, Diagnosis, sacrifice, tradition, Pacific Islander

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is real and the hair is long! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, medical emergencies, and hair-raising decisions!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of being asked to shave your butt-length hair for a wig? Only on our server will you find such outrageous requests from family members in need. Will you choose to uphold tradition or defy expectations? The choice is yours, but the consequences are hilarious!

Embark on a journey with us as we navigate through hospital visits, chemotherapy treatments, and sibling squabbles. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and heartache? But don’t worry, we’ll also throw in some laughs and fun to lighten the mood.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family members asking you to shave your hair for a wig? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out!

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RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

reckless driving, road rage, Speeding, weaving in and out of traffic, honking excessively

Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

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BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

addictive behavior, addiction, addiction treatment, Drugs, addiction counseling

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

policy, discussion, financial regulation, G20, fiscal policy

LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎

we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷

build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰

we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹‍♂️

so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣

JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮

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GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages

harris, bring hostages home, gaza, foreign policy, political pressure

so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us!

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Minecraftian Republic

Vanilla, Roleplay, Survival, Economy, PvP

In the minecraftian republic you can play normal minecraft, particapate in a evolving economy, run for government offices and play in a organized societal project. We have several plugins to add custom features and even custom plugins to add a unique twist. We host elections every monday and have a open government where any player can run.

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