hoe scarers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

play.hedronmc.fun

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TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

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BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

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🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

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RoadtripRansom

Apology, colorado, Communication, Drivers license, Financial, Food, Friend, gas, Hiking, income, inconsiderate, Job, Michigan, misunderstanding, Motel, Nature, Pay, roadtrip, RoadtripRansom, rooms, selfish

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

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UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, aggression, border disputes, Campaign, Conflict, Defense, drone bombing, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can be a drone pilot and bomb Russia? Well, u in luck cuz on this server, Ukraine be expanding their drone bombing campaign inside Russia! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and political? Come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to be a master drone pilot. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. So grab your virtual goggles and get ready for some epic battles in the skies. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever!

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LipetskDroneFrenzy

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lol imagine if that happened in minecraft! like, drones flying around and attacking the Lipetsk region, but in block form. join our server and experience the chaos of a massive drone attack, but without the real-life consequences! build your own drone army and take over the server, just like in real life Lipetsk region! governor not included, sorry. come join us for some epic drone battles and crazy fun times!

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Mystic

alliances, Battles, Combat, courage, Cross-Play, Defenses, Earth, Economy, Gear, legendary realm, Minecraft, mystic, PvE, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Territories, War

Welcome to Mystic, the ultimate Minecraft war experience! Dive into epic battles, forge powerful alliances, and conquer vast territories in a world where every decision counts. Arm yourself with the best gear, build impenetrable defenses, and outwit your foes in thrilling PvP and PvE combat. Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, your survival and success depend on your skill, strategy, and courage. Join us now and make your mark in the legendary realm of Mystic!

mystic.skibidinodes.com:2640

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Axely’s Chaotic Craft – Where the only rule is to have fun! Join us now on Java and Bedrock!

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Axely SMP Server

Overview:

Axely SMP is a new addition to the Lifesteal Category, reaching to the new heights of PvP in Minecraft. Introducing a new mechanic, the Blades! The Blades are a Soulbound item in this SMP, with each player having a unique blade. There are 5 of them, with each player receiving one of them. The blades provide unique powers to the players, giving every player a new experience in the PvP.

Features:

Custom Enchantments
In-Game Proximity Voice Chat
24/7 Server Uptime
Friendly Community and Staffs
Custom Armor and Tools
Java + Bedrock Crossplay

Server IP:

For Java: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun

For Bedrock: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun | Port: 25653

If you have any issues, feel free to join the Discord server.

Inspired from Bliss SMP, a popular Minecraft Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Axely SMP server?	To join, use the IP address provided for Java or Bedrock version and connect to the server.
Are there custom enchantments on this server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available on Axely SMP.
Is there crossplay between Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Java and Bedrock players can play together on this server.
What are the Blades in Axely SMP?	The Blades are Soulbound items that provide unique powers to players in PvP.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

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SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

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