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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7300 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9205 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!