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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	1599

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	994	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	84

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Potions Brewed:	158
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dimension Hops:	4	Mines Excavated:	3353
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4281	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9483	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!