CouchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	2511
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4195	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ores Mined:	7913
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

+18, 1.20.2, BUILD, build projects, Challenges, CREEPERS, Deal, Discord, dream, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Events, Fire-Tick Disabled, hard difficulty, Hermitcraft-like, House, java, Konohaven, LITERALLY, Live Map, Mature Community, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Other, season 3, Semi Vanilla, smp, US, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US
Difficulty	Hard
Gameplay Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Server Type	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment

Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards

Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord here.
Read our rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did Season 3 start?	June 10
Is it too late to join Season 3?	No, everyone can join at their own pace
Are there any age requirements?	Generally 18+, but exceptions exist

EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only high you’ll be experiencing is the high of building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and you’ll feel like a cute anime girl, with your body melting into the pixels of the game. But don’t worry, our community will hold you and protect you from any virtual dangers that come your way. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

Accents, acceptance, American, anti-homosexuality, castizx, chance, Connection, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, Friends, friendship, Latinx, open-minded, opportunity, prejudice, racism, Similarities, South, Southern, Stereotypes, stoic masculinity, Understanding, YeehawCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can make friends with Americans from the South who are definitely not racist towards castizx players! Experience the wild similarities between their culture and latinx culture, like their love for stoic masculinity and their intense anti-homosexuality stance. Who knew Minecraft could bring together such diverse groups in the most unexpected ways? Join now for a chance to bond over virtual blocks and break down cultural barriers like never before!

Digital Den: Where Minecraft Boomers Gather to Rule the Blocks

ADV, Adventure, blocks, Boomers, cmp, Creative, Datapacks, Den, Digital, Events, gather, hermit craft, hypixel, Minecraft, Mini, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Network Hub, Plot World, pokemon, RPG, rule, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla, Zelda

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

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Welcome to Digital Den Minecraft Server

Looking for something different? Excited for 1.21? Look no further, join our cozy adult community and start building in our SMP!

Planned Additions to the SMP

MODS

Mod Name	Description
Armorposer	Alternative to the armor statues data pack.

DATAPACKS

Datapack Name	Description
AFK Display	Name goes grey if the Hermit doesn’t move for five minutes.

ROADMAP

SMP – Hermit Craft style single multi player with upgrades and flair!
Network Hub – One stop shop for all multiplayer needs.
CMP – Custom creative plot world.
ADV – Enhanced vanilla adventure with RPG vibes.
MINI – Mini games and events.

If you are interested in joining, please reach out via Discord: abusement_gaming

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please reach out to us via Discord at abusement_gaming and we will provide you with the necessary information.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules of the server are to be respectful to other players, no griefing or cheating, and to follow the guidelines set by the server moderators.

Mineverse VS Hypixel

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times
Large variety of minigames and gamemodes	Some games may not be as popular or well-maintained
Active community and regular updates	May experience lag due to high player count

Mineverse
Pros	Cons
Unique custom gamemodes	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Custom Earth map with unique Survival experience	May lack some of the popular minigames found on Hypixel
Wide range of gameplay options including PvP, Skyblock, and Creative	Server may not have as frequent updates as larger servers

FAQs

Is Hypixel or Mineverse better for a large variety of minigames?

Hypixel would be the better choice as it has a larger selection of minigames compared to Mineverse.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mineverse.

Are both servers regularly updated?

Both servers receive regular updates, but Hypixel may have more frequent updates due to its larger size and resources.

KawaiiCraft: Where Otakus and Gals Unite!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchantments Applied:	76	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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