hnnngggg – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CouchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

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Zelenskyy’s Security Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, Minecraft, Oval Office meeting, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukrainian leader, US security commitment, Vance, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server, right? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even Trump and Vance be playin on it! like, can u imagine? they be buildin giant walls and stuff, it’s cray cray. and get this, Zelenskyy tried to join but they kicked him out cuz he kept askin for security commitments, like bro, just build a fortress or somethin. anyway, if u wanna be part of dis epicness, join now and be part of da madness! #minecraftgoals #trumpvancezelenskyydrama

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NoCompromisesWithKiller

aggression, compromises, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., donald trump, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Killer, Négotiation, NoCompromisesWithKiller, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, russia, Ukraine, united states, War, world leaders, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! we got donald trump and zelenskyy fighting it out in the chat, with trump demanding compromises and zelenskyy straight up calling him a killer. it’s like a political showdown but in minecraft form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in our server? join now for the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in a minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Brain Blocker: TIMP Edition

anti-cancer therapy, Blocker, Blocking, Brain, brain cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cell invasion, cell migration, cell motility, Cell signaling, Edition, engineered variants, extracellular matrix, gene expression, Invasion, metastasis, Migration, protease inhibitors, TIMP, TIMPs, tumor, Tumor Microenvironment

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this crazy server where we have brain cancer cells invading and migrating all over the place! but don’t worry, we got TIMPs and their super cool engineered variants to block them! it’s like a wild science experiment meets a minecraft battle royale! join now for the most insane and wacky gameplay you’ve ever experienced! let’s goooooo!

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UneasyVanilla

alliances, Anarchy, Bans, building projects, Cheat, Community, creativity, Discord, Environment, Fairness, imagination, lawlessness, Performance, rules, semi anarchy, Staff, Survival, UneasyVanilla, Website, Wiki

Server Overview

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.21.4

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	Our server has been running for over 4 years.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace some level of lawlessness, griefing at spawn is not allowed to maintain the integrity of the server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have straightforward rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How active is the staff on the server?	Our dedicated staff actively monitor the server, swiftly banning cheaters and maintaining fair gameplay.
Can I join the community on Discord?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or visit the server wiki at https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com
How can I join the server?	You can join our vanilla Minecraft server by connecting to uneasyvanilla.com

Divine Crafted Kingdom 1.21.1

1.21.1, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, Christianity, crafted, Divine, European churches, forbidden marriage, head pope, hierarchical system, historical church, Kingdom, levant, Mysterious, organization, outsider perspective, priest class, religious hierarchy, religious history, religious traditions, sex restrictions, thousand year old church

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, the Catholic Church but in a virtual world, ya know? We got a thousand year old church building that’s like, totally epic and stuff. And we got this crazy hierarchical system with a head pope, like, whoa. It’s all mysterious and cool, with priests who can’t even get married or have sex. It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, dude. Come join the madness and see what it’s all about!

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HubbyHelpNeeded

comfort zone, Communication, compromise, dependence, diy, Expertise, family dynamics, feeling needed, Gender Roles, happy wife happy life, household tasks, HubbyHelpNeeded, hyper independence, learning, Partnership, personal growth, power tools, quality time, relationships, self improvement, taking care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being needed is not just encouraged, it’s celebrated! Are you tired of feeling like you have to do everything on your own in the game? Well, on our server, we believe in the motto “happy player, happy game”!

Join us and experience the joy of depending on your fellow players for tasks big and small. Need help building a castle? No problem, just ask your virtual partner for assistance! Want to explore a dangerous cave but feeling a bit scared? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back!

Just like in a “happy wife happy life” household, we believe in the power of teamwork and cooperation. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate who complements your skills perfectly!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of depending on others in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs independence when you can have a whole virtual community at your disposal?

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AgeCraft SMP: Body Wisdom

AgeCraft, Body, smp, wisdom

Yo yo yo, listen up all you cool cats and kittens! Are you a Minecraft fanatic looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, where the trees drop diamond blocks instead of wood, and where the only way to travel is by riding on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a haven for all you fabulous ladies in your 30s to 50s. Why, you ask? Because we’ve got all the insider info on what happens to our bodies as we age. Did you know that after a certain age, your inventory starts filling up with random items like expired potions and enchanted reading glasses? It’s true! And don’t even get me started on the secret potion recipes that can turn back the clock and make you feel like you’re in your 20s again.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might even discover the fountain of youth hidden in the depths of our pixelated world. See you there, my fellow gamers!

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CraftyGovDisasters

abuse of power, atrocities, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, CraftyGovDisasters, crimes, Dark History, government secrets, History, human rights violations, injustice, long-lasting impact, political misconduct, scandal, Unethical, US government, violation of rights, worst thing, wrongdoing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of Area 51 hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that the US government is hiding alien technology and you can be the one to find it! But be warned, the government will stop at nothing to keep their secrets safe. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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EUkraineCraft

controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, eastern europe, EU accession, EUkraineCraft, European Council, european integration, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Orbán, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, veto

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that is, like, the bomb diggity. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but here’s the catch, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with a top hat.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this? on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. and guess what? the llamas shoot laser beams out of their eyes. i’m not even kidding, it’s insane.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden village where all the villagers are actually trained ninjas? yeah, they’ll teach you their ninja ways and you’ll become a master of stealth and combat.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world bonkers, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas

brain cancer, cancer types, clinical trials, comparative study, Galaxy, Gamers, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma multiforme, gliomas, low-grade gliomas, Medical research, Oncology Research, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, precision oncology, prognostic factors, radiation therapy, radiotherapy outcomes, survival rates, therapy effectiveness, treatment outcomes, tumor heterogeneity, tumor response, variability

so, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy battle between glioblastoma multiforme and low-grade gliomas. like, these cancer types are dukin’ it out in the virtual world, and you gotta pick a side to join.

if you join Team Glioblastoma, you get super cool powers like shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes and summonin’ a giant brain to crush your enemies. but if you join Team Low-Grade Gliomas, you can control minds and make your foes do the chicken dance until they surrender.

plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure in the server that only the bravest players can find. it’s rumored to be a magical potion that grants you immortality in the game. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server and be part of the craziest battle ever? come on, dude, don’t miss out on the fun!

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