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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2540 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?