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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8886 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!