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Hexagonal Adventures: SMP, PvE, 1.21, Friendly-ish Community, Not-so-Custom Features, Mildly Challenging Dungeons, Player Economy

Adventures, Auctions, Battles, Challenging, Community, crossplay, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Explore, Features, Friendlyish, gamemode, hexagonal, Items, Jobs, Menus, mildly, Minecraft, NotsoCustom, player, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival

Minecraft Server Information

Bedrock & Java IP	play.hexsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/HexSMP
Website	https://hexsmp.com/

About Us

Welcome to HexSMP, where we’ve put a unique twist on the survival gamemode! This isn’t your average SMP server; we’ve reimagined Survival to offer an experience unlike any other. If you’re looking for something fresh and exciting, you’ve found the right place.

Community & Staff

At HexSMP, we pride ourselves on having a friendly and active community. We’re also looking to expand our team, so if you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of our server, consider applying for a staff position.

Features:

Java & Bedrock Crossplay
Custom enchants and items
Unique jobs and custom menus
Challenging dungeons to explore
Exciting PvP battles
AFK rewards for staying active
Dynamic auctions and player shops
100+ more custom features

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?	Yes, our server supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, items, jobs, dungeons, PvP battles, and more.
How can I become a staff member?	You can apply for a staff position by contacting our server administrators through Discord or our website.
Are there active events on the server?	Yes, we regularly host events and activities for our community members.

CraftySun Minecraft Server

CraftySun, CT Sunday, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to CT Sunday, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined CT Sunday and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas, oh no. They were wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on fancy potions and spouting Shakespearean quotes. It was a llama party like no other, and our player was the guest of honor.

But that’s not all! On CT Sunday, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So come join us on CT Sunday, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the llamas are always ready to party!

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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like the Nether on a bad day! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making gameplay so chaotic even Herobrine would be impressed.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated monsters while riding on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. Plus, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure that would make even Notch himself jealous.

But that’s not all! Our community is as lively as a village of villagers on market day. We have crazy events like building competitions where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from a sudden rain of TNT to a herd of llamas wearing diamond armor. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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UndieCraft

awkward situations, boxers, Clothing choices., EMBARRASSMENT, house rules, inconsiderate, living arrangements, living with guys, modesty, personal boundaries, roommate communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, self-consciousness, sibling visit, single mom, social norms, tighty whities, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking around in boxers is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join our community of boxers-wearing warriors as we embark on epic adventures together.

Imagine a world where the only dress code is underwear – no pants allowed! Dive into our server and let your inner underwear model shine as you explore the vast landscapes and build magnificent structures in your tighty whities.

Don’t worry about feeling awkward, our friendly community will make you feel right at home in your skivvies. Plus, we have special events like the Tighty Whities Fashion Show and Boxers Battle Royale for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming in your undies. Who needs pants when you have a pixelated paradise to roam around in? Let’s strip down and play some Minecraft!

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Sight2Craft SMP: Beauty in Blocks

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Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and witness the majestic sight of a herd of llamas riding into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Or marvel at the breathtaking view of a giant chicken statue built entirely out of gold blocks (because who needs practicality when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a magical unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where every block is made of cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the most beautiful sight you’ve ever seen…or at least have a good laugh trying.

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FantasyCrafters

closeted desires, common, covert desires, Desires, FantasyCrafters, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasure, hidden desires, intimate fantasies, personal fantasies, private thoughts, secret fantasy, suppressed desires, taboo, unacknowledged fantasies, undercover desires, undercover fantasies, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, unspoken desires, unspoken fantasies

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so wild, it’s like a secret fantasy come to life.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like a dream come true, but better because it’s real (in Minecraft, at least).

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such sick moves?

So why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you fulfill your secret fantasy of living in a Minecraft world that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Ft, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international news, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military advancements, military conflict, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, Operation, regional stability, russian federation, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, UNN, war strategy

come join our minecraft server, where we reenact the epic battles of the russian federation and ukrainian soldiers in the kursk region! witness the chaos as the ukrainian army pulls off insane maneuvers and the russians struggle to push them back.

build your own army of pixelated soldiers and lead them into battle, strategize like a pro or just charge in guns blazing.

who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the action-packed fun!

WARNING: may cause intense laughter and uncontrollable urge to keep playing.

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CreeperInvasion: RussianCraft

Conspiracy, covert activities, CreeperInvasion, disinformation campaigns, Disorder, Espionage, ex-MI6 spy, extremism, far right, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, intelligence agencies, international relations, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Russian involvement, RussianCraft, security threats, subversion, undercover operations

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret spy mission from MI6 but in minecraft lol. u gotta join and uncover the russian involvement in the far-right disorder happening in the game. u gotta be sneaky and use ur spy skills to gather intel and take down the bad guys. plus, there are epic missions and secret codes to crack. join now for a thrill like no other!

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Konohaven: Where even the creepers respect the 18+ age limit and hold a mature conversation while gaming!

age, Conversation, CREEPERS, Gaming, Hold, Konohaven, Limit, Mature, Respect, smp

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist in the #whitelist-application channel.

When is the Season 3 launch date?

Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023. However, you can join at any time and play at your own pace.

What are the server rules?

You can find the most up-to-date rules, requirements, and policies on our Coda guide. Generally, applicants must be 18+ to apply, with exceptions.

Are there events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

Is there a shop system on the server?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. We encourage a friendly competitive environment but will intervene if any toxic behavior arises.

Can I play solo on the server?

While our focus is on playing and building together this season, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer. We have players from the US, Canada, and much of Europe.

EcoTechGeopolis Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind more than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the biggest threat isn’t the Ender Dragon, but deciding between the USSR and China as your rival!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against the mighty USSR, with their redstone-powered tanks and communist zombies ready to take over the blocky world. Or take on the challenge of battling against 21st century China, with their high-tech gadgets and panda armies that will stop at nothing to dominate the server.

With intense geopolitical battles and economic showdowns, our server will keep you on your toes as you navigate through alliances and betrayals to come out on top. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the biggest threats in Minecraft history!

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