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Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Star Shards Collected:	116	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	68	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6469
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!