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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5048 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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