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BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7708	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1838	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5204	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	876	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	3287
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!