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Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	94

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	267	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3800	Love Letters Sent:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3563	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	631
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	836767	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	26
Buildings Constructed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!