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MemeCraft Server

Creative, dank memes, derrhorns, digital art, Editing skills, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Meme culture, meme format, meme template, meme trend, Memecraft, photoshop editing, photoshopped, picrel, Server, shika no ko, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NT

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2709
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9346
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server

aunt’s request, AUNTIE, clothing preferences, Code, concert attire, dress, dress code, dress up, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, fashion choices, generational differences, Minecraft, music school event, parent-child conflict, personal expression, piano recital, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage independence, teenage rebellion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!

Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!

GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	257	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	833830
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.