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BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Love Letters Sent:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	1462
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	7110
Star Shards Collected:	111	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Emeralds Found:	1917	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	51	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	125
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4210

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1353
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6618
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.