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KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7668	Mines Excavated:	2692
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3692	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Potions Brewed:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	490087	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	5747
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	492773
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ores Mined:	5887
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

2001, 9/11, aftermath, Attacks, crazy stuff, Events, Forgotten, Global, historical, Impact, madness, Memory, newsworthy, Overlooked, overshadowed, September 11, Significant, Terrorism, Tragedy, War on Terror, world news, y2k, year

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!